One-Star Reviews

Actual opinions
from actual people because somebody hates everything

“First of all, the script is just plain awful. I mean, I like absurd stuff, I don’t look for ‘reality’ in everything. But this show is just out of bounds. The company seems to be run by completely insane people. You’d at least expect the IT guys to show some decent intelligence, right?”

—   IMDB reviewer Akin Ugur on Graham Linehan’s The IT Crowd

“The S.H.I.T. crowd!”

—   IMDB reviewer DenimChicken on Graham Linehan’s The IT Crowd

“As a computer science undergraduate, I thought I’d give this show a try. Well… it sucks! … The guys are nothing like IT guys and I, as a future computer scientist, feel insulted by how the producers of this show picture people in my field. Well f*** you !”

—   IMDB reviewer Aurel-Dragos Hofnar on Graham Linehan’s The IT Crowd

“The songs are mindless, and they irritate me to death. I tried to force myself to listen to it, thinking I might change my mind. It can’t be done. I listen to punk and emo and a lot of other music, but the sound on this CD is just horrible.”

—   Amazon reviewer Merc on Ben Folds Five’s Whatever and Ever Amen

“Sorry, but the only song I can deal with is ‘Brick’ and that’s about a girl who has an abortion and can’t deal with it afterwards. There is no way I could recommend this to anyone.”

—   Amazon reviewer A Customer on Ben Folds Five’s Whatever and Ever Amen

“The only reason this album deserves 1 star is because of two reasons! I couldn’t give it a half star and only two songs on this album keep me from burning it! Whatever Ben Folds Five think they are doing, it is not music.”

—   Amazon reviewer A Customer on Ben Folds Five’s Whatever and Ever Amen

“The Star Wars movies were the worst movies of all time. Science fiction by itself is bad enough, let alone being a cult-like nerd flick.”

—   IMDB reviewer deme1995 on Irvin Kershner’s The Empire Strikes Back

“It doesn’t even deserve the right to be called a movie, I am a big fan of episodes 1 and 2 and I wasn’t really disappointed with 3 but Empire Strikes Back is just horrible.”

—   IMDB reviewer lilballa08 on Irvin Kershner’s The Empire Strikes Back

“This film is bad in the sense that it is hardly a film at all. It has no structure, no dialogue, no screenplay, a threadbare story, but one that is not told because of non-existent direction, etc… When people say they like Empire, what I think they really mean is that they like Star Wars so much that they are thrilled that it has a new and glossy wrapping. Because Empire is nothing but embellishment.”

—   IMDB reviewer s_daad on Irvin Kershner’s The Empire Strikes Back

“This is probably the worst thing I have ever read. It is just a jumble of nonsence words from a junky bastard. i love the Beat Generation, but come on Bill!!! … F@#$ YOU, BILL BURROUGHS!!! I’ve heard good things about Junky though. I might read that one.”

—   Amazon reviewer Charlie the Champion on William S. Burroughs’ Naked Lunch